So Much Confusion

In a world of uncertainty, I am having trouble finding my way religiously.

Greek? to macho...
Norse? to fringe...
Asian? yo, I don't speak the language.

I need to find a god and quick... Azoth seems to like Apollo, but it would seem pretty cheese-dick to just follow suit... I once read about a guy named Dave Fist of Odin. He was mad lyrical, and all kinds of badass.

We'll see where the roads of life take me.